Bruce Willis Declares Die Hard Is NOT a Christmas Movie

Bruce Willis Declares Die Hard Is NOT a Christmas Movie

The Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis isn't scheduled to air until July 29th, yet numerous best jokes and surprises from Saturday night's taping in Los Angeles are already making the rounds online. She attended the roast, as did his three eldest children.

'You were dead the whole time, ' she explained.

"I'm sure you've weighed in on it before, but I've never heard you or Jeb Stuart offer your take on whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie", Tapper tweeted last December.

"I look at our marriage like The Sixth Sense, " said Moore.

Willis and Moore first met at the premiere of Stakeout and got married in November 1987. "People wonder why our marriage came to an end, and in all honesty I think it was because some jealousy started to creep in".

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Demi Moore surprised her ex Bruce Willis when she took to the stage at his Comedy Central Roast.

And of course, Demi's jibes during the Comedy Central show took aim at her former marriage to Bruce, because what else would she joke about? Everyone from Dennis Rodman and Martha Stewart to Edward Norton and Willis' Moonlighting co-star Cybill Shepherd was on-hand to lay into the Die Hard star, but Moore's arrival was a surprise, as she was not on the previously announced list of roasters.

Gordon-Levitt again, this time about Willis' divorce: "Bruce, we're going to have a good time tonight, but don't get too comfortable because later we're going to be replacing you with Ashton Kutcher".

"It was very surprising and very cool", he said, appearing relatively shocked. Even so, he felt the love and recognized the fun in the evening after the roast he said, "I thought I dislocated my jaw because I was laughing so hard".

"If you wanted to be humiliated, clearly we both know you could've just released another singing album", said actor Kevin Pollak, who was in "Hostage" with Willis. "It was Demi Moore".

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