Rescue of woman wedged retrieving thrown poo breaks window - student

Rescue of woman wedged retrieving thrown poo breaks window - student

She got stuck; the fire department came and Smyth started a GoFundMe to pay for the fix of the window, which the fire department had to break to free his date, who was stuck upside down between two windows for about fifteen minutes.

Rather than sailing gracefully into the garden below, they apparently became wedged between two non-opening windows.

The woman, an amateur gymnast who was not named, was left hanging upside down in the toilet window of Mr Liam Smith's shared house in Bristol.

"I went for a poo in your toilet", she told me "and it would not flush". In a panic she attempted to throw her own excrement out of the window.

Post-poop, the woman "panicked", throwing her poop OUT THE WINDOW AND INTO THE GARDEN to hide the smelly evidence.

'Unfortunately she couldn't reach.

On the page he wrote, "I'm not complaining, they did what they had to do". True story. Liam and his date - who's chosen to stay anonymous for obvious reasons - were enjoying a spot of wine and Nando's-fuelled Louis Theroux and chill at his place when she needed to relieve herself. Unfortunately she became trapped upsidedown and had to be rescued by the fire brigade. She was thankfully rescued after an additional 15 minutes, but firefighters had to destroy the window in the process. She climbed head first into the window, grabbed the poo and passed it out over the top of the panes and into the toilet, where it belongs.

"She called out to me to help her climb out from the window, I grabbed her waist and I pulled", Smyth wrote.

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Unsurprisingly, the woman does not want to be named but Mr Smith said he had seen her since and "who knows what the future holds". "I had a great night, we had a lot in common, had really good conversation".

The 24-year-old claimed she had tried to chuck the poo out of the window but it got stuck in a "twilight zone" between an internal and external layer of glass.

While he was happy his date was safely removed unharmed - aside from the trauma and embarrassment of the whole incident - he wasn't so keen on the fact he will have to fork out £300 to replace the window that was harmed in the making of this story.

Liam Smyth of Cabot Ward, England, launched a GoFundMe page and retold the weird story that occurred after his date had trouble flushing his toilet.

So far, Smyth has received more than $1,000 on his GoFundMe page.

The pair ended back at Smyth's apartment for drinks and to watch a Scientology documentary (how romantic).

Luckily for Smyth, he's smashed his target of £200 and has now raised £1,674. Liam has said he plans to take whatever funds are leftover and donate 50 percent to charities that assist with plumbing infrastructure in Third World countries and 50 percent to the firefighters charity which helps support retired and current firefighters in need of psychological and medical assistance.

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